When uncontrollably horny men attack

So a maid cafe recently opened up somewhere in Cainta, Rizal. For those of you who don’t know what a maid cafe is, it’s basically a restaurant or, yes, a cafe with waitresses dressed up as French maids, or whatever the establishment’s take is on the French maid uniform, and apparently they behave more like servants rather than waitresses. The maid cafe in Cainta, called MeiDolls Cafe, proudly proclaims that it’s the first of its kind in the country, and has so far seemed to attract a modest following.

GMANews.tv recently featured the cafe in an article, First PHL ‘Tokyo maid’ cafe opens for service, and has already spawned plenty of tweets, retweets, and comments. My favorites have to be from one Ayi, who dryly commented that the cafe is a brilliant way to reinforce our identity crisis (which in my opinion only seems to be getting worse–from wanting to be Americans to wanting to be Japanese, Korean, whatever). One guy, however, can’t seem control his raging hormones, saying, “I seriously have to go there. Unfortunately, the tables won’t be high enough to conceal my boner.”

While I don’t support the idea of a maid cafe at all, I just have to say that that particular comment is such an awesome way to laud the efforts of women who are trying their hand at business, particularly in a fairly unique niche in the country. Bravo, male person, you have just revealed what a pig you are. And whoever you are, I think it’s only right to say that I think you must be 11 years old or something to generate an instant erection upon merely seeing girls in maid getups, even when they’re not doing anything remotely lascivious. Props to you as well for believing that your package is big enough to actually tent through your pants and peek out from the top of the table. Now go back to playing with yourself in the bathroom or whatever it is you boys who have yet to learn how to control yourselves do.

January 28, 2011 by Lynn
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