Samebods, not Superbods
I thoroughly enjoyed Century Tuna’s ad for the Superbods contest this year. The crop of finalists, however, leaves a lot to be desired. Seems like having a Superbod simply means you have to be thin and be the same size as everyone else. I have a Superbod too, dammit! I can stay in plank for one minute! I can jog for more than three minutes! However, that doesn’t mean my body is something you’d necessarily want to look at, so all right then.
Didn’t want to read all the descriptions of the finalists, but this one caught my eye: “(Princess Armillos) describes herself as a model, actress, and dealer”. A dealer of what, I wonder *suspicious, thoughtful chinstroke*