After that horrendous hostage situation, the bus has turned into a tourist attraction. This photo highlights some of the things that are wrong about us Filipinos: an inability to take critical issues seriously, a tendency to enthusiastically engage in kodakan, and a habit of making a big joke out of everything.

I was told I was too partisan against one candidate, raising a number of issues against him. But were all my fellow columnists “neutral” and “nonpartisan”? Let the readers be the judge.

During Estrada’s and Arroyo’s terms, I devoured the Inquirer like crazy. It seemed to me that it fearlessly said everything that needed to be said. I thought it was interesting that Cunanan was one of its columnists, because she was staunchly pro-Arroyo. I thought it was pretty big of the Inquirer, and that it was a sign that it really did strive to be balanced.

But apparently, now that the Inquirer has found its champion, it doesn’t want to hear anything said about him. And so, it would seem that Cunanan has been axed, contrary to the paper’s announcement that she resigned. So much for the Inquirer tagline “Balanced News, Fearless Views.”

But the Noynoy supporters are something special altogether, because along with their joyful afterglow comes an uglier animal: the gloat. They’re just not content with merely triumphantly sounding the horns of victory and feverishly shaking their yellow pompoms. They have taken to jeering, mocking, and pointing derisively at those who are critical of Noynoy. Every time a negative word is lashed against him, these people’s responses follow one particular track, and could be any of the following:

1. “Hahaha, bitter lang kayo, kasi natalo mga kandidato niyo!”
2. “Ang lakas ng loob ninyo mag-criticize. Bakit, may nagawa na ba kayo para sa bansa natin?”
3. “Wala kang kwentang Pilipino, crab mentality talaga, hindi niyo nirerespeto ang electoral process, hindi mo mahal ang bansa natin, lumayas ka na lang, hindi ka namin kailangan dito.”
4. “Wala na kayong magagawa, siya na ang presidente natin, magtulong-tulong na lang tayo.”
5. “Go P-Noy! Don’t pay attention to these negative people. We fully support you!”

Of all these responses, the fourth one makes the most sense. But the other four speak volumes about the intelligence and reasoning skills of Noynoy’s supporters. Despite all attempts at voter education and intelligent discourse about politics and elections, people still default to their elementary-school ways. It’s not enough for Noynoy to have won; they have this indescribable need to taunt those who weren’t on their side, haha, kulelat kayo, beh buti nga, panalo kami. Which leads to everyone else scratching their heads and wondering when it became a bad thing to complain about or oppose those who are in power, especially since those same taunters were among those who complained the loudest about Arroyo.

To all Noynoy supporters: We’re not asking much from you. We’re not trying to force you to stop supporting Noynoy, and we’re definitely not calling for his head or for him to get kicked out. Like you, we’re hoping for the best, and that he really will be up to the job of fixing the country, because heavens know we need fundamental change. But what we would like is for you to remember that there is such a thing as free speech, and that whether you like it or not, there will be people who will not approve of Noynoy’s decisions, policies, or behavior. It would be such a relief if you realized that criticism doesn’t mean we hate the country, but that we love it and are perfectly willing to say what needs to be said if it can help people wake up and start thinking. We also wish that you exercise discernment as well, and that you keep a close watch on the incoming government as well, rather than simply cheering on every effort just because it’s Noynoy at the helm.

Of course, none of what I or other critics say will matter, because you’ll be too busy howling in outrage and telling us we’re a bunch of unnationalistic assholes who need God in our lives and to just believe that Noynoy is The Answer To All Ills.

Then Cory Aquino died, and all hell broke loose.

He spoke very admiringly about Cory during her funeral mass and frankly admitted to being a former critic of hers. No problem there, but warning bells clanged madly in my head when he began to write about Noynoy picking up where his parents left off, and possibly becoming the next leader of this country. It was a laughable idea. Noynoy, president? All we knew of him was that he’s the son of Ninoy and Cory, with no impressive accomplishments and no fierce convictions whatsoever. What was a bigger surprise to me, however, was not that Noynoy was being floated as a possible presidential candidate, but that it was de Quiros who mightily championed it. A man who raged against incompetence in public officials and political dynasties, who sought concrete solutions to the Philippines’ many problems.

Now he’s rallying everyone to get behind someone who will supposedly continue the supposed legacy of goodness and honesty, to hell with actual experience and ability. It boggles the mind, and it’s hard to stomach, seeing a writer I greatly admired for his crystal-clear logic exhorting people to believe in someone because he will allegedly save us all. These days, he’s crafting articles bubbling over with praise for Noynoy and how he will rid the government of corruption, but he has yet to fully explain exactly why Noynoy is the best man for the job, apart from simply repeating statements like “he does not owe anybody anything” and “he has a legacy to protect.” It seems as though he himself as forgotten that corruption is not the only thing we’re grappling with in the Philippines, and that battling it is not the only task of a president. Thus far, he has likened Noynoy to Frodo, because like the latter, Noynoy supposedly did not want the job, but instead had it foisted upon him–complete bullshit, if you ask me, because if he truly did not want power, he wouldn’t have run for president in the first place–and Aragorn, because Noynoy can tap People Power “to fight corruption, and the summons will reach the farthest reaches of the forests to draw out an army, one ready for a long and arduous campaign.”

I suppose that’s what I get for believing there is someone out there who will always have the temerity to say what needs to be said.

My displeasure with de Quiros could easily be chalked up to the fact that we didn’t support the same candidate, or to an admirer’s disillusionment and disappointment with someone whom she once admired, or even to sourgrapes over a defeated candidate. But it goes beyond that. He could support Noynoy for all I care. I just wish he would stop writing about the man as if he were some savior we should all look up to and blindly support, and that he would be just as prepared to rip into Noynoy every time he does and says something stupid or detrimental to the country’s growth as he has been with Arroyo. Sure he writes editorials, and if his opinion is that Noynoy is God made flesh, there’s really nothing we can do about it but, well, laugh at him, an activity that has already commenced in earnest in many other websites. All I have to say is that if Noynoy ends up turning the Philippines into the Next Big Thing, I will gladly eat my words. But if he ends up running this country further into the ground–and I predict we are marvelously capable of sinking further into depths hitherto unexplored–then at least I will have something to laugh at, and that will be you, Mr. de Quiros, if you continue to cheerfully sing Noynoy’s praises while the world crumbles.

But I digress. One of the funny things that Facebook (and well, the Internet, really) has done with people is to convince them that everything they say and do is vitally important to the proper functioning of the world. Everywhere, people are posting pictures of them doing everything, and sharing status updates and links like crazy. Insightful or funny statuses are always welcome, as are useful and entertaining links. But status updates that simply say, “Just came from the mall” or “Had cake for dessert”? Hardly exciting. Or maybe that’s just me, because those are the updates that invariably receive an avalanche of comments, ranging from “Good for you!” to “Hope you had fun!” and “Why didn’t I see you there?!”

That backdrop is what is known as a photo wall, it being the background of pictures taken at an event or a party. The photo wall is no longer restricted to parties for celebrities and the glitterati–everybody’s getting into it, from company parties and even private birthday celebrations and reunions. The photo walls for these events, predictably, bear the name and logo of the company or the name of the person for whom the party is being thrown.

The result of the photo wall’s rise? Well, people can remember where their photos were taken, for one. But more importantly, the photo wall serves to make people feel like celebrities. Witness the growing number of people dressed to the nines and striking their most fabulous poses for the camera. The photo wall could definitely be fun to play with, though one has to think why it should be a common fixture in parties these days. Perhaps it’s because we’re in The Age of the Camwhore.