I think everything that can be said about cheaters has already been said, and that enough people have already vilified Tiger Woods from head to toe, so I’m not going to join that mob anymore. Instead, let me say that–speaking as someone who has punched a cheating ex and caused a scar to form in his eyebrow, which subsequently bled–I fully applaud Elin’s decision to take a golf club to his vehicle. It is, however, disgusting how all Tiger’s mistresses are popping up, no doubt to claim their share of the limelight, each of them elbowing one another in the face to grab the spot of The Mistress Tiger Woods Was REALLY Into.

I know the name of this blog is “The Daily Heckler,” and I really haven’t been able to heckle on a daily basis, mainly because I’ve been both busy and lazy to write anything. I’m keeping the name and the site anyway, ’cause it’s just plain awesome.